Scarlett Johansson left bruised by lapdance
Yeah, Scarlett Johansson getting a lapdance, I’m guessing every red blooded American male would have paid to see that. But Scarlett wasn’t a big fan of the experience:
Scarlett recently told David Letterman that it was her brother’s idea to go to the New York club: “When I turned 20 I had a birthday at Disneyland, but this year my brother wanted to go to a strip club so we went there instead.�
“So we got there and somebody ordered me a lap dance. At first I was like, ‘No, no, no and then I was like, ‘OK, I will.’�
“I never know what to say. I sort of say things like ‘Are you in school?’ and ‘Is Candy your real name?’ I had a very strange experience.�
“I had this very tall girl, she was Amazonian. She was like this tall really, really skinny girl and quite manic and strange.�
“She was kind of gyrating into me. She was so thin her pelvic or hipbone or some kind of bone bruised me.�
“She was being all sexy and there’s areas that bruise easily! It was horrible.�
Scarlett a diva?
I think this is the first time I’ve ever heard Scarlett Johansson called “divalike”.
Apparently Scarlett was set to star in a revival of “The Sound of Music” being done by Andrew Lloyd Webber, but backed out. According to him she was making ridiculous demands (wanting more money, two assistants backstage at all times, etc.), but Scarlett’s handlers are saying that it turned out she’s simply too busy to do the show.
Lloyd Webber will now be turning the selection of Scarlett’s role over to a reality show called “How Do You Solve a Problem Like Maria”.
And who knew Scarlett could sing?
Johansson to star in Dallas movie?
If this rumor is true then Scarlett is really racking up the future roles lately:
Scarlett Johansson is reportedly set to star in the new ‘Dallas’ movie. The actress is being tipped for the role of Lucy Ewing in the big screen version of the hit 80s soap opera.
Scarlett apparently beat out Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for the role of Lucy Ewing, which leads me to wonder if the entire thing is a joke. Would Scarlett really want a part that Hilton and Richie would also want? She usually goes for at least slightly higher brow stuff … I don’t know, but we’ll certainly see.
Johansson the new face of Reebok
It’s certainly a good face.
Scarlett Johansson is piling up the endorsement deals, first L’Oreal and Calvin Klein, and now Reebok.
Johansson will be helping to design a line of products, as well as modeling. Definitely looking forward to seeing this ad campaign!
Johansson to star in ‘The Other Boleyn Girl’
Exciting news here, Scarlett will be starring in a movie with Natalie Portman and Eric Bana called The Other Boleyn Girl, based on the novel by Philippa Gregory.
The novel concerns the two Boleyn sisters, Mary and Anne, with Bana playing King Henry VIII. The film will be shot in London, and will begin production this fall. Nice choice of role by Scarlett!
Hartnett having some jealousy issues
Looks like Josh Hartnett isn’t a big fan of Scarlett spending time with Wilmer Valderrama:
How thrilled would you be if your girlfriend was hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama?
Probably about as thrilled as Josh Hartnett, who seemed a little anxious on Monday when the noted Hollywood swordsman flew Scarlett Johansson out to be with him in the Hamptons.
“Wilmer was out there for a party and arranged for a helicopter for Scarlett to come out, too,” says a snitch. “It was just to hang out, but Josh was not psyched about it.”
[…]
“Finally Scarlett just handed her phone to Wilmer and said, ‘Talk to Josh. Tell him we’re friends.’”
Ouch, that had to hurt.
Valderrama has been linked to damn near every girl in Hollywood, so you can’t really blame Hartnett for being worried.
Scarlett runner up in “most kissable” poll
It’s all about those lips:
Angelina Jolie’s pouty mouth has been voted the most kissable in the world, beating out fellow full-lipped film beauty Scarlett Johansson in a new poll.
So what do you guys think? Should Scarlett have beaten out Angelina?
